I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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