Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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