my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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