and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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