just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
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