You can't special order awesome
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Randomize
