You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
only if we run a train.
done.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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