I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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