Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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