People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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