Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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