I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
he was CRYING into my vagina
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
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