So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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