problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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