while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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