Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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