So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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