He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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