If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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