How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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