Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
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