Dual....:-)
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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