Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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