i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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