i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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