and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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