In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
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