I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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