i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
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