I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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