Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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