No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Still dying that you shit outside
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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