it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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