I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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