We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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