I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
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