Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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