I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
you didnt know i had herpes?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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