The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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