she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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