Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
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