also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
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