is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
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