Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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