Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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