Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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