what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
You are a genius and a whore.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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