Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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