i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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