We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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