She is in my trunk
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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