JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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