1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
